tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13575842947014879662024-03-13T09:30:22.989-04:00The Furthest PointA Complete Waste of Your Timeso'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.comBlogger70125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-53112578189416977132009-05-07T12:27:00.007-04:002009-06-02T09:35:45.719-04:00Portrait Thoughts #1<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SgMMO3tFjCI/AAAAAAAAAc4/zJFnk_7qU9U/s1600-h/Dad_OlanMills.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 297px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SgMMO3tFjCI/AAAAAAAAAc4/zJFnk_7qU9U/s400/Dad_OlanMills.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333119833347558434" border="0" /></a>Eric was satisfied when he received this print of his portrait. He felt his request to have the photographer capture his "serious" and "playful" side was taken with just the right amount of "creativity" without looking too "art weird." Eric would return four years later to have himself photographed with his degree in engineering.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SgMMPHWawOI/AAAAAAAAAdA/d0o7E6wQCLg/s1600-h/ef3601754ddebc7be3288673cc51c5f18b595e9f_m.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 328px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SgMMPHWawOI/AAAAAAAAAdA/d0o7E6wQCLg/s400/ef3601754ddebc7be3288673cc51c5f18b595e9f_m.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333119837547446498" border="0" /></a>This picture would mark a historical date in the war between the Roberts Brothers. Steven (bottom left) and William (bottom right) followed in their Father's footsteps by keeping the traditional Roberts' look, while Luke (top Left) and Clem (top right) took their Mother's advice to "Loose the glasses and run a wet comb through your hair." A clear line was drawn that day and was rumored to be the reason Clem and Luke were not invited to Steven's ranch style wedding some seventeen years later.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SgMMPQwgygI/AAAAAAAAAdI/FzvLVXy1Edg/s1600-h/Karen30yrs.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 316px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SgMMPQwgygI/AAAAAAAAAdI/FzvLVXy1Edg/s400/Karen30yrs.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333119840072813058" border="0" /></a> Tina had asked the question "Collar up or down?" all the while fully knowing the answer.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />*Inspired by Jaydollah's question "what's that one website that has all the olan mills photos of ugly ass people?" 11:21 am 06/07/09so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-30265395797654390442009-05-06T14:41:00.005-04:002009-05-06T14:52:46.205-04:00Makes Me NervousIt was bad enough when The Matrix came out and crazy people found a way to channel their inner psychotic rage by wearing trench coats and shooting people. Now that the Wolverine movie is out, I gotta worry about <span style="font-style:italic;">this</span> guy getting mad at me because I'm taking too long to pick out a Blizzard flavor at the Dairy Queen. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j0cs9j7HT-g&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j0cs9j7HT-g&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-55081704796070201472009-04-29T19:19:00.004-04:002009-04-29T19:32:56.564-04:00It's Up To You...I'd love to set you up with a clue as to what you're about to see, but like a van Gogh painting, I'll just let it speak for itself:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ukRdEVthmWM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ukRdEVthmWM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><br />For years there's been a "little person" claiming to have been Gary Oldman's stunt double, and nobody believed him...until now:)so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-24733734754361131822009-04-21T16:38:00.003-04:002009-04-21T16:47:59.208-04:00Bow To The BabyThis child will either:<br />A) Front a Metal band <br />B) One day rule this planet <br />or <br />C) Both 'A' and 'B' at the exact same time<br /> <br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j4FNGsNY3nI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j4FNGsNY3nI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />ALT VERSION POST:</span><br />This child should either be:<br />A) Placed on a throne and worshiped <br />or<br />B) Destroyed immediately before it amasses too much power.so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-20147236622304564852009-04-05T10:52:00.005-04:002009-04-05T11:06:41.325-04:00Does This Seem Odd?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SdjF3orQi7I/AAAAAAAAAcY/LxnN_CG9dnI/s1600-h/Picture+6.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 342px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SdjF3orQi7I/AAAAAAAAAcY/LxnN_CG9dnI/s400/Picture+6.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321220519340575666" /></a><br />Should people be winning guns?so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-80718483899963118012009-03-27T14:17:00.006-04:002009-03-27T16:04:13.649-04:00Holy CowI'm a fan of Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi (aesthetically speaking that is) and I'm also a fan of bacon cheeseburgers. So you can image my surprise when I saw this commercial featuring those two things fornicating. <br /><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yzwxmy1TWNM&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yzwxmy1TWNM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Pretty sure there's a "special sauce" joke to be used, but it's too nice out today for that sort of potty humor.so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-49897415714120105632009-03-25T11:56:00.009-04:002009-03-25T18:50:49.876-04:00Dear MTA<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/ScpWUGyRIvI/AAAAAAAAAb4/2DykY1kfJ4o/s1600-h/Picture+1.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 379px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/ScpWUGyRIvI/AAAAAAAAAb4/2DykY1kfJ4o/s400/Picture+1.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317157213483115250" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />This is YOUR solution to YOUR debt:<br /><br /><ul><li>The LIRR's service to Belmont ends in late April.<br /></li><li>Subway and bus fares would go up on May 31.<br /><ul><li>Single rides would go from $2 to $2.50—a 25% hike;<br /></li><li>7-day unlimited cards would be $31 (currently $25)—a 24% hike;<br /></li><li>14-day unlimited cards would be $59 (currently $47)—a 25% hike;<br /></li><li>30-day unlimited card would be $103 (currently $81)—a 27% hike;<br /></li><li>7-day express bus cards would be $51 (currently $41)—a 24% hike;<br /></li><li>Pay-per-ride Metrocard bonuses are kept intact (though what the final bonuses are is still undetermined)</li></ul></li><li> Metro-North and LIRR fares will go up about 23% on June 1.<br /></li><li> Bridge and tunnel tolls increase in July.<br /></li><li> City bus routes are eliminated over the summer; the W and Z lines are eliminated in the fall as the M and G service is cut.</li></ul>Great job pinheads. Feel free to come into my apartment and take 25% of my stuff. Sure I'll argue against it, but who would listen, right? Dicks.<br /><br />And look at that even Jesus hates you, and from what I hear he likes most people, so what does that say about you? Dicks.<br /><br />You're a bunch of dicks. Seriously.so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-37594833240891293752009-03-13T13:41:00.007-04:002009-03-13T23:08:45.323-04:00If They Can't Make It, How Can We?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SbqbHBto7bI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/oLfmAgwDp-0/s1600-h/Levi-Johnston-and-Bristol-002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SbqbHBto7bI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/oLfmAgwDp-0/s400/Levi-Johnston-and-Bristol-002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312729255458172338" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Bristol Palin and her baby's Daddy, Levi Johnston (great cowboy/porn name?) have broken off their engagement and called it quits.<br /><br />I can tell you right now that Levi made a huge mistake and a very poor choice in judgement. I'm not talking about getting a high school girl pregnant, or even the fact that the relationship is over. I'm talking about the 'World's Greatest Mother-In-Law' mug he made in ceramics class. What a maroon.so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-64532314688751407062009-02-11T09:16:00.007-05:002009-02-12T20:23:39.396-05:00Dear Ice Cream Man<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SZLnod4O5dI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/X9MO5X1XREo/s1600-h/IMG_2093.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SZLnod4O5dI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/X9MO5X1XREo/s400/IMG_2093.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301554393769764306" border="0" /></a><br />Here in NYC February 9th may be a little too soon to continuously circle my block while chiming your ever so familiar tune. It made me feel uneasy and dazed, much like a bear who's awoken before the end of its hibernation. This is not the season for children to be running down the street, dollars in hand, ready to sample your wares. I spent my whole life building a tolerance for your music and that tolerance only lasts a few months. If you start now, then by May I'll be at my breaking point with you.<br /><br />You're pushing it Ice Cream Man, chill out.<br /><br />Unless you were one of those ice cream trucks that secretly sell pot. After doing a little research I was amazed at how many times Ice Cream Men got busted for selling marijuana. I mean, a brightly colored truck, blaring annoying music and surrounded by children doesn't sound like the most covert operation.<br /><br />If you think about it, the Mailman should sell pot. The amount of clients, plus the outstanding distribution speed, would equal a one of a kind operation.<br /><br />(Photo by CC)<br /><br />*UPDATE - Just looked up Mailmen that have been busted for selling pot, there are plenty.so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-31022110827806506142009-02-05T10:06:00.005-05:002009-02-05T10:34:29.295-05:00This Is Not The Sword Show I Was at But...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SYsArWMvAmI/AAAAAAAAAaI/BHq40SEvX-M/s1600-h/ofy5qb.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 361px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SYsArWMvAmI/AAAAAAAAAaI/BHq40SEvX-M/s400/ofy5qb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299330131224887906" border="0" /></a>I really wish that dude crowd surfing as at my show.so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-76849091136529958902009-01-31T20:33:00.007-05:002009-02-01T15:00:52.866-05:00Heavy Metal At Its Finest<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SYXZ2cDZjNI/AAAAAAAAAaA/S_J7ogAO-E4/s1600-h/pic11.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SYXZ2cDZjNI/AAAAAAAAAaA/S_J7ogAO-E4/s400/pic11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297880065937870034" border="0" /></a><br />If you live somewhere in the five boroughs of NYC and last Friday night you felt the ground tremble as if Zeus himself was tap dancing in Times Square, it was just <a style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sword">The Sword</a><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"> </span>playing at Bowery Ballroom.so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-44802369992038931592009-01-23T18:54:00.018-05:002009-01-31T17:59:54.564-05:00The Furthest Point Welcomes, 8-Ball Willis!8-Ball is a prison inmate that spends a lot time doing what he does best, giving sound advice. He's spent the majority of his years behind bars, so he tends to only have "prison experience" when it comes to relating to other people's problems . But that doesn't mean he can't help.<br /><br />He's made the move over to The Furthest Point and is ready to give YOU advice on whatever topic you choose. You can send your questions here <a style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0); font-weight: bold;" href="mailto:eightball.willis@hotmail.com">Email 8-Ball </a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> </span>and he'll answer you on this blog under the title "Ask 8-Ball."<br /><br />To give you a better idea of what his style is like, here's some letters that 8-Ball has answered in the past:<br /><br /><br />Dear 8-Ball,<br />My best friend and I just started seventh grade and we're in the same homeroom. She is already the teacher's pet and gets all the attention. I get good grades and try to answer questions but our teacher usually calls on Darla and not me. I'm tired of her always being the star of the class. What can I do?<br />-Samantha, age 12<br /><br />Dear Samantha,<br />You really shouldn't worry about your friend; you should be concentrating on yourself and your studies. Your friend Darla seems to have a need for attention, which can be very irritating for others.<br /><br />This reminds me of a former inmate named Big Lou. He had a big mouth and always needed attention. One day Lou was in the yard and started telling everyone that a certain someone was a "punk-ass." Well that certain someone did not like any of this. So he made sure some crushed prison-issue soap got mixed into Lou's lunch. This caused Lou some annoying little pains and many bowel movements. So when Lou ran to the bathroom in distress, that certain someone was waiting there for him. That certain someone then proceeded to jam his makeshift plexiglass knife into Lou's sternum. Once it was securely in, he broke off the handle so Lou couldn't pull out the shiv from his blood-filling lungs. As that certain someone watched the life drain from Big Lou's eyes, he then said "Now who's the punk-ass, bitch?"<br /><br />So you see, Samantha, I wouldn't worry too much.<br /><br />Good Luck!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SXpZD9YBJfI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/zJhbmr9AIbs/s1600-h/8ballsignature.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 159px; height: 91px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SXpZD9YBJfI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/zJhbmr9AIbs/s400/8ballsignature.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294642236477220338" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="HcCDpe"><span class="lDACoc"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dear 8ball,<br />what should i do? im really bored!! please help me! what should i do to cure this bordem? --summerbordem<br /><br />Dear Summerbordem,<br />When you say "bordem" did you mean Borden as in Gail Borden, Jr. (1801-1874)? Ya know, the first man to develop a commercial method of condensing milk. Or did you mean boredom? Ya know, the condition of being bored.<br /><br />If it's the latter, then I'd suggest getting a hobby. It gets pretty boring here in the joint, that's why I started this advice column. It keeps me very busy and alert-- then again so does the fear of violence, rape and drug addiction.<br /><br />And if it's the former, well then you're just plain insane.<br /><br />Good Luck!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SXpZD9YBJfI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/zJhbmr9AIbs/s1600-h/8ballsignature.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 159px; height: 91px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SXpZD9YBJfI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/zJhbmr9AIbs/s400/8ballsignature.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294642236477220338" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="HcCDpe"><span class="lDACoc"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dear 8-Ball Willis,<br /><br />I have a simple question for you. I was wondering, what do you think a guy really looks for in a girl?<br /><br />-Curious Carol<br /><br />Dear Curious Carol,<br /><br />As the old saying goes "Different strokes for different folks".<br /><br />Every man has his own personal style when it comes to finding a girl. Some men look for beauty; others value intelligence. Some look for a hybrid of both. But from what I can tell from the guys in here, they look for a smaller lady. The small size helps for overpowering and making her dismembered body parts fit nicely in the trunk of a car.<br /><br />On the other hand, some guys here seem to like women that are roughly the same size as them, or even slightly larger--because if you're going to wear a woman's skin, it better fit, and fit well.<br /><br />Good Luck!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SXpZD9YBJfI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/zJhbmr9AIbs/s1600-h/8ballsignature.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 159px; height: 91px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SXpZD9YBJfI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/zJhbmr9AIbs/s400/8ballsignature.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294642236477220338" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="HcCDpe"><span class="lDACoc"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />So if you're looking for a fresh perspective or advice, then just "Ask 8-Ball."<br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span>so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-25547552597071432362009-01-23T15:20:00.005-05:002009-01-23T19:14:12.288-05:00RECESSION TIPS FOR THE MAFIA<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SXooGWk8uzI/AAAAAAAAAYo/9PJPYpTHax4/s1600-h/goodfellas-drei-jahrzehnte-in-der-mafia-wallpaper-1-1024.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SXooGWk8uzI/AAAAAAAAAYo/9PJPYpTHax4/s400/goodfellas-drei-jahrzehnte-in-der-mafia-wallpaper-1-1024.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294588401532320562" border="0" /></a><br />Let’s face it these financial times are tough. Most of us can look to Unemployment for aid and help with searching the job market. But for some specific craftsmen, there’s really no one they can turn to. So for those in Organized Crime, I offer these solutions for saving a few bucks:<br /><br />Use Piano Wire and or Knives – Bullets cost money and can’t be reused. By choosing a piano wire or knife for various up-close hits, you’re not only cutting down costs but you’re also getting in touch with your craft by having a more “hands on” approach.<br /><br />Severed Donkey Heads – Donkeys are a lot cheaper than horses. So when you want to send a message “old school style” a donkey pretty much gets the same point across. Nobody’s gonna turn those bed sheets down and say “Not to worry, it’s only a donkey head.”<br /><br />Fake Diamonds or “Fugazis” – Continue to get your wives the real stuff because they’re the “mother of your children!” But when it comes to your girlfriends or “Goomars” you can cut costs by getting fake ones. You really should be doing that anyways because chances are they won’t be around for too long, one way or another.<br /><br />The Olive Garden – Those fancy dinners at high-end Italian eateries can really add up. You’re going to have to hit the old Olive Garden. Actually I hear it’s pretty good. There was a commercial for it on TV the other day. It was a family that had a relative coming over from Italy and in order to give him a taste of the “old country” they took him to the Olive Garden. He really seemed to like it. Plus there's like unlimited salad and bread!<br /><br /><br />And of course some classic money-saving ideas will always help like: carpooling, brown bagging and ratting on your friends.so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-40665386967393629612009-01-19T19:53:00.004-05:002009-01-19T20:10:06.055-05:00Ramalama Ding DongsA day in the life of the New York Post:<br /><br />REPORTER: I just finished my "It's a Ram Shame" article about former Jets coach Steve Spagnuolo becoming the new coach of the St. Louis Rams. I need a real killer picture to go with it. What do you creative maniacs have in mind?<br /><br />PHOTOSHOP GUY: How about we put ram horns on his head?<br /><br />REPORTER: Damn. How the hell do you guys keep hitting it out of the park?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SXUglrznoUI/AAAAAAAAAXs/oUW-2c2cvw4/s1600-h/Picture+8.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SXUglrznoUI/AAAAAAAAAXs/oUW-2c2cvw4/s400/Picture+8.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293172768830366018" border="0" /></a>so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-13021159315623098092009-01-02T22:56:00.013-05:002009-01-03T00:18:09.253-05:00Fun With CostumesRecently I looked up "Thundercat costumes" for a post and I had such a good time that I went ahead and looked up some Comic-Con costumes. I've been to a few Cons and for those who haven't, please enjoy this quick costume review of what you've been missing:<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7pEKqbXzI/AAAAAAAAAWY/7zm_R31xfZs/s1600-h/DSCN1712.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7pEKqbXzI/AAAAAAAAAWY/7zm_R31xfZs/s400/DSCN1712.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286919270370598706" border="0" /></a>This guy is dressed as the Death Star from Star Wars. Why?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7oKeSjITI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/P2VeUCCQzAo/s1600-h/NYCC_Wolv2_500.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7oKeSjITI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/P2VeUCCQzAo/s400/NYCC_Wolv2_500.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286918279206740274" border="0" /></a>Next up it's a Comic-Con classic, Wolverine. You'll see a lot of Wolverine costumes at these sort of conventions. The big difference between this guy's and all the rest - they all have Wolverine's trademark claws and their costume doesn't look like it's been sitting on the floor since last years Comic-Con. Fabreze that shit yo.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7oKN8qbsI/AAAAAAAAAWI/LP1oDdeIfhw/s1600-h/comiccostumes.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 277px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7oKN8qbsI/AAAAAAAAAWI/LP1oDdeIfhw/s400/comiccostumes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286918274819976898" order="0" /></a>Well, what do we have here? Looks like a pretty cool group. Let's see: a very tiny Green Lantern, a Telemundo Superman, the Robin is OK, can't really get a good look at Batgirl back there (probably a good thing), Wonder Woman isn't quite as Amazon looking as she should be and, well, let's just call the last one an ill fitting Supergirl.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7nKNiJj8I/AAAAAAAAAWA/79rnwLA0lnI/s1600-h/tiny.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7nKNiJj8I/AAAAAAAAAWA/79rnwLA0lnI/s400/tiny.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286917175197142978" border="0" /></a>This is an action figure of Tiny from Gatchamen/Battle Of The Planets. He's called Tiny ironically. That means that this next guy who dressed like him...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7krs9AF_I/AAAAAAAAAVw/EYGGwPwUz8c/s1600-h/sdcc-23.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7krs9AF_I/AAAAAAAAAVw/EYGGwPwUz8c/s400/sdcc-23.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286914452032067570" border="0" /></a>totally got it right. Although the flip flops really makes him look like a silly willy.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7kq2DyvII/AAAAAAAAAVo/4ZPBmMc29rc/s1600-h/comic-con1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7kq2DyvII/AAAAAAAAAVo/4ZPBmMc29rc/s400/comic-con1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286914437296602242" border="0" /></a>Instead of taking the family to Disney, you dressed them up as The Incredibles and took them to Comic-Con. Was it to get your wife to dress up in a sexy superhero outfit...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7kqvB0SAI/AAAAAAAAAVg/pxFUnnB7Zjw/s1600-h/comic-con2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7kqvB0SAI/AAAAAAAAAVg/pxFUnnB7Zjw/s400/comic-con2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286914435409266690" border="0" /></a>or was it to shame and mentally scar your Son? Two birds with one stone, great job Pop.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7kqoVo1rI/AAAAAAAAAVY/kl3wtdUXf5E/s1600-h/planet_terror_cherry.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 265px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SV7kqoVo1rI/AAAAAAAAAVY/kl3wtdUXf5E/s400/planet_terror_cherry.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286914433613354674" border="0" /></a>Now THIS is how you do it right. You're a hot chick with one leg. So why not go as Cherry Darling from Grindhouse who just so happens to be a hot chick with one leg who ends up attaching a machine gun to it for killing zombies. Great job!so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-13715657398235405532008-12-28T22:58:00.004-05:002008-12-29T00:19:12.827-05:00Slow News Day<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SVhcHvu2fQI/AAAAAAAAAUY/ME6FN-Yy8us/s1600-h/ny_daily_news_logo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 392px; height: 67px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SVhcHvu2fQI/AAAAAAAAAUY/ME6FN-Yy8us/s400/ny_daily_news_logo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285075450861092098" /></a><br />This was in Sunday's NY Daily News:<br /><br />LONG ISLAND TEENAGER ACCUSED OF DRIVING HIGH ON DRUGS, WHILE PASSENGER VOMITED OUT WINDOW<br /><br />THE ASSOCIATED PRESS<br /><br />Sunday, December 28th 2008, 10:31 AM<br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br />FARMINGVILLE, N.Y. A Long Island teenager has been accused of driving with one car door open and a passenger vomiting out a window. <br /><br />Suffolk County highway patrol officers say the 17-year-old Nesconset (nes-KON’-set) resident was high on drugs when he was arrested Saturday morning. They say his 15-year-old passenger was leaning out the window of the open door while throwing up.<br /><br />An officer stopped the car in Farmingville around 3 a.m.<br /><br />The driver has been charged with unlawful possession of marijuana, driving while impaired by drugs and endangering the welfare of a child.<br /><br />The passenger has been turned over to a guardian. Child welfare authorities have been notified.</span><br /><br /><br />Informative from the get go, "the 17-year-old Nesconset (nes-KON’-set) resident..." The whole time I was pronouncing "Nesconset" just as it's spelt and now I finally know that I was correct. <br /><br />What's wrong with these LI teenagers? Smoking weed, driving, puking? Just the thought of teenagers acting like this make ME want to vomit. Where are their parents and church leaders? How does something like this happen in America? <br /><br />Well at least I know where to party in Long Island. My only fear is that this Daily News story will alert the rest of the tri-state area about Mad Phat Farmingville and the place will be totally played-out in no time. Like Seattle, after Grunge.<br /><br />Thanks NY Daily news, it's reporting like this that will truly keep newspapers from becoming obsolete.so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-87490893251121745912008-12-23T07:07:00.004-05:002008-12-23T08:42:26.569-05:00ThundercatsMost fake fan trailers are lame, but they usually give you a quick smirk as to say "Holy shit, can you imagine if that was the actual trailer?" This fake Thundercats trailer is pretty damn smooth. Someday they will make a Thundercats film, odds are it will completely suck. So until that "real" crappy trailer comes, please enjoy this awesome "fake" one:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fb50GMmY5nk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fb50GMmY5nk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Bonus Stuff! Here's a look at some people who will be more excited about a Thundercats movie than you:<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SVDeYwmymPI/AAAAAAAAAT4/w4At8HuK8zs/s1600-h/liono1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 236px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SVDeYwmymPI/AAAAAAAAAT4/w4At8HuK8zs/s400/liono1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282966879851419890" /></a>First up it's Loin-O, King of the Thundercats! I don't know what's more disappointing about his costume, is it the sneakers or the lame oven mitt glove? Oh wait, I know, it seems like this kitty hasn't been neutered (yeesh). Just to make matters worse, it sure doesn't look like he's at Comic-Con or any other place suitable for dressing as your favorite 80's cartoon hero. Looks like someone needs to call HR to explain the rules of 'Casual Friday'. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SVDeZOmF4lI/AAAAAAAAAUA/PzrXU397rdo/s1600-h/dsc00571.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SVDeZOmF4lI/AAAAAAAAAUA/PzrXU397rdo/s400/dsc00571.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282966887901553234" /></a>Here we have Cheetara and Lion-O. I noticed a gentleman sitting in a wheelchair behind them. He looks depressed. He was probably sad about not being able to walk and THEN he saw that guy dressed as Lion-O and just fell further. Poor bastard. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SVDeZVgiuwI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/KJc96DS7U6E/s1600-h/2798752316_948616816d.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 209px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SVDeZVgiuwI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/KJc96DS7U6E/s400/2798752316_948616816d.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282966889757326082" /></a> OK these children look shitfaced. The 2nd kid on the left is Lion-O and even though there's a girl dressed as a cat in the middle, I believe it has no "Thundercat" relation. Then again we could always ask tiny Uncle Sam next to her, see what he thinks. You dressed you kid up as Uncle Sam? You could always just get him a lunchbox that says "please wedgie me" which would make things a lot quicker. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SVDeZKtz2RI/AAAAAAAAAUI/vgW7nhs0lzo/s1600-h/2504523517_66b5c55d76.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 338px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SVDeZKtz2RI/AAAAAAAAAUI/vgW7nhs0lzo/s400/2504523517_66b5c55d76.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282966886860183826" /></a>(sigh) Where to begin? Here we go: you're a dude, dressed as a chick, based on an 80's cartoon, you put the Thundercats emblem on you car AND you personalized your plate to say "TCATSHO". And yes, I know it means "Thundercats Ho!" which is what Lion-O calls out to rally the Thundercats. What else can I say but great job and meeeeeeeow.so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-40047036642155726162008-11-25T14:05:00.003-05:002008-11-25T14:10:52.561-05:00Redemption - 80's style!Hey do you want to see a cheesy/amazing 80's version of The Shawshank Redemption? Yeah you do:<br /><br /><object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=13287847bb" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=13287847bb" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:center;width: 464px;">See more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">funny videos</a> at Funny or Die</div>so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-69413550606851479912008-11-24T14:53:00.005-05:002008-11-24T15:38:28.480-05:00Steven SeagalApparently there's a new reality show starring Steven Seagal.<br /><br />"Hollywood action man Steven Seagal is to take part in a new reality series which will chronicle his little-known role as a police officer in Louisiana.<br /><br />The Under Siege star has been a fully commissioned deputy at the state’s Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office for the last 20 years.<br /><br />As well as going out on patrol, Seagal is said to be an expert marksman, working with the force’s Swat team, and has instructed officers in firearms and hand-to-hand combat.<br /><br />The new show, which has been commissioned by America’s A+E network, will be titled Steven Seagal: Lawman and will follow the actor as he fights crime in Louisiana."<br /><br />Years ago I worked on an award show where Steven was a presenter. He was difficult, rude, poorly hitting on anything female and wearing a yellow kimono with jeans - otherwise known as complete awesomeness (just like this picture):<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SSsKPfGzlCI/AAAAAAAAAPk/bZCt-TBOXDE/s1600-h/seagal4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 358px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SSsKPfGzlCI/AAAAAAAAAPk/bZCt-TBOXDE/s400/seagal4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272319049931658274" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Many years later I worked on a show that involved professional stunt people. After getting to know a few I asked who's the biggest "action star" asshole they've ever had to work with? They all said Seagal and they all had the same complaint - he never pulls his punches. This lead them to tell me the great story of Gene LeBell vs Seagal.<br /><br />Gene is an old school stuntman and Judo expert. Long story short, Seagal said that LeBell couldn't choke him out. A few minutes later Seagal was passed out on the floor and his pants were wet.<br /><br />And here's the man that did it:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SSsKPY27ryI/AAAAAAAAAPs/PzN-kKulCHU/s1600-h/Gene%2520LeBell.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 264px; height: 335px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SSsKPY27ryI/AAAAAAAAAPs/PzN-kKulCHU/s400/Gene%2520LeBell.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272319048254467874" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Fantastic.<br /><br /><br />So If I were the producers of the new Steven Seagal reality show, I would have these two meet up for coffee. Or maybe a nice glass of this:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SSsQcwuatxI/AAAAAAAAAP0/NwijleSfLSc/s1600-h/steven-seagal-lightning-bolt-energy-drink-asian-experience-759585.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 215px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SSsQcwuatxI/AAAAAAAAAP0/NwijleSfLSc/s400/steven-seagal-lightning-bolt-energy-drink-asian-experience-759585.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272325875069269778" /></a>so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-14652568819089774312008-11-12T14:01:00.003-05:002008-11-12T14:08:45.889-05:002 Quick Things...I want to formally apologize if I ever mentioned that the Osmonds didn't have what it takes:<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MyRiNZDb5EY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MyRiNZDb5EY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />And anyone who watched a lot of cable tv in the early 80's should enjoy this: <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ngvYJtpXkM4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ngvYJtpXkM4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-71870081274281943272008-10-09T12:21:00.010-04:002008-10-09T13:06:11.224-04:00Political Fight<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SO4vwD-GIrI/AAAAAAAAAPc/VxG7nP6Ykvo/s1600-h/Picture+4.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SO4vwD-GIrI/AAAAAAAAAPc/VxG7nP6Ykvo/s400/Picture+4.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255190317933929138" border="0" /></a><br />Yup, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Finally we have the best way for the average American to choose their next President. Get ready...<a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);" href="http://www.kungfuelection.com/">FIGHT!</a><br /><br /><br />Here's a bonus unrelated/related clip:<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w5onEdxx9zs&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w5onEdxx9zs&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-63340266671674985662008-10-04T15:07:00.004-04:002008-10-06T04:47:05.785-04:00Ladies and Gentlemen...I'd like to introduce you to a little something called, Karma<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SOe_-LCqZbI/AAAAAAAAAPU/cVLwdW_6vWI/s1600-h/oj_simpson_narrowweb__300x4720.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SOe_-LCqZbI/AAAAAAAAAPU/cVLwdW_6vWI/s400/oj_simpson_narrowweb__300x4720.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253378565187724722" border="0" /></a><br />13 years to the day - amazing.<br /><br />Knowing how well OJ likes to capitalize on anything, I'd like to formally pitch a new reality show for him. The premise will be OJ's life behind bars and we'll call it, wait for it, wait for it...'Canned Juice.'<br /><br />I eagerly await a response from anyone with the power of attorney in Mr. Simpson's interest.so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-83674252887967932432008-09-26T11:42:00.003-04:002008-09-26T11:55:35.200-04:00A PledgeIf John McCain becomes Commander In Chief then I will do everything humanly possible to insure his safety. I will take a bullet, donate a kidney, even let them transfer his brain into my younger body for longevity. <br /><br />I will do anything to make sure this thing isn't the leader of the free world for the next four years.<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LRpmC9GXa-I&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LRpmC9GXa-I&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br />After eight years of W and a possible four of this pee-brained witch, we'll be the laughing stock of the world. <br /><br />Put it this way, if USA was a television show and the rest of the world was the tv viewing audience, we'd be that show <a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285351/">'According To Jim.'</a> My point being, people will look and say "How the fuck is that thing still on the air?"so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-36522616045202130712008-09-24T21:59:00.006-04:002008-09-24T23:10:49.176-04:00Dear Fox News,I would like to offer my services as consultant. In what regard you ask? Let's call it, um - common sense. Yes that's it, a common sense consultant. Here's how we can make it happen. <br /><br />I'll work from home, you guys run ideas by me and I'll give you feedback. I know things are pretty busy over there, running a 24 hour news channel and all, so consider me a safety net for some things that may fall through the cracks. Here's one example:<br /><br />Let's say you called me and asked if I thought it was a good idea to label Michelle Obama as "Obama's Baby Mama." <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SNrwoeHLfVI/AAAAAAAAAPE/vfAba_fwM9s/s1600-h/s-BABY-MAMA-large.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SNrwoeHLfVI/AAAAAAAAAPE/vfAba_fwM9s/s400/s-BABY-MAMA-large.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249772893722344786" border="0" /></a><br />Then I would have said "yes." <br /><br />Actually, I guess you guys really don't need my services after all. Keep up the great work and God bless America.so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1357584294701487966.post-47832285135713158072008-09-24T11:37:00.003-04:002008-09-24T11:40:17.892-04:00WHAT?!<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SNpe6o7OlzI/AAAAAAAAAO8/zlybyF36BDk/s1600-h/Akin.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1E6k5Lybzzw/SNpe6o7OlzI/AAAAAAAAAO8/zlybyF36BDk/s400/Akin.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249612677164996402" /></a><br /><br />I'm speechless. Please discuss through the comment section if you're as shaken up as me.<br /><br />Jesus, talk about not knowing a guy.so'chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16554835126932258178noreply@blogger.com4