Living Vicariously

It's no secret that comic book writers create characters that say and do things they wish they could do themselves. Most of the time it's delivered with some subtly - not in the case of the almighty...CODPIECE!The back story is simple, Codpiece was born with a severely less-than flattering ding-dong. High school was miserable for our future phallic villain, as his problems with woman began.

The worry over his "size" was so intense that he become impotent, thus pushing him to exact revenge on society and finally get the recognition he could never naturally receive. Talk about killing two birds with one stone, with his newly formed suit he was able to rob banks and catch the attention of the fairer sex.


You can't break into a safe without a drill and Codpice can't drill into a safe unless it's attached to his codpiece (it's simple math really).

He's even got a boxing glove attachment and missile launcher to thwart the cops. Codpiece truly is a self-made man.


So remember ladies, be careful what you say about a man's "situation" because you never know - he could always build a suit with missiles shooting from his cock.

The End.