Cruisin' For A Bruisin'

What do you get when you add this:

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The answer is this:
His name is Tom Davis and he's the head of The Church of Scientology's Celebrity Centre in Los Angles. He's a perfect specimen of Scientology awesomeness.

Let's pretend Tom Cruise had a twin brother (with the same first name) and he had all the energy, determination and spunk that Cruise posses - minus the acting chops, charm and charisma. Tom Davis is that man, let's just call him "The poor man's Tom Cruise."

The clip below is one of the greatest attempts of being intimidating and tough; which completely fails in that objective. It's part of a BBC investigative report on Scientology where reporter John Sweeney is trying to interview former and current members of the "religion." Everywhere John goes Davis shows up with his own camera crew and interrupts. This is just a clip from an 8 part series on Youtube. If you enjoy the following clip, then go here for part 1 and then take it from there. I highly recommend it, ridiculously fascinating.




Tom Davis fact #26 - He is the son of actress Anne Archer.

(Seriously, how much of a hard-on does Davis have for Cruise? Unreal. I can just see him sitting in a white room with every film Cruise has ever done - watching, studying and learning.)