If They Can't Make It, How Can We?

Bristol Palin and her baby's Daddy, Levi Johnston (great cowboy/porn name?) have broken off their engagement and called it quits.

I can tell you right now that Levi made a huge mistake and a very poor choice in judgement. I'm not talking about getting a high school girl pregnant, or even the fact that the relationship is over. I'm talking about the 'World's Greatest Mother-In-Law' mug he made in ceramics class. What a maroon.

A Pledge

If John McCain becomes Commander In Chief then I will do everything humanly possible to insure his safety. I will take a bullet, donate a kidney, even let them transfer his brain into my younger body for longevity.

I will do anything to make sure this thing isn't the leader of the free world for the next four years.

After eight years of W and a possible four of this pee-brained witch, we'll be the laughing stock of the world.

Put it this way, if USA was a television show and the rest of the world was the tv viewing audience, we'd be that show 'According To Jim.' My point being, people will look and say "How the fuck is that thing still on the air?"

What I Learned Last Night

If you mix these together:






You end up getting this:



Right back at ya sweetheart ;)






Bonus Info:

She's a good shot as well.