Showing posts with label Tito Ortiz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tito Ortiz. Show all posts

Thursday, August 7, 2008

He Is Coming, The Chosen One

I've searched the stars, consulted the bones and double checked my math...our savior will be born roughly nine months from now.

Mixed Martial Arts fighter Tito Ortiz and his Pornstar girlfriend Jenna Jameson are expecting a child...such an understatement. You'd be a fool not to begin your worshiping now. The combination of these two people and their professions can only result in something this world has never known before.

So here's to your King...


Here's to your Queen...

And here's to your new God...

He is a merciful God, he only asks that you kneel....