I've searched the stars, consulted the bones and double checked my math...our savior will be born roughly nine months from now.
Mixed Martial Arts fighter Tito Ortiz and his Pornstar girlfriend Jenna Jameson are expecting a child...such an understatement. You'd be a fool not to begin your worshiping now. The combination of these two people and their professions can only result in something this world has never known before.
So here's to your King...
Here's to your Queen...
And here's to your new God...
He is a merciful God, he only asks that you kneel....
Camel Toe
9 years ago
4 comments:
He must follow the "Core" workout program.
this is kind of like my story
Is Tito's head so big because his brain is so enormous?
you did well.. very well my prophet.
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