Thursday, August 7, 2008

He Is Coming, The Chosen One

I've searched the stars, consulted the bones and double checked my math...our savior will be born roughly nine months from now.

Mixed Martial Arts fighter Tito Ortiz and his Pornstar girlfriend Jenna Jameson are expecting a child...such an understatement. You'd be a fool not to begin your worshiping now. The combination of these two people and their professions can only result in something this world has never known before.

So here's to your King...


Here's to your Queen...

And here's to your new God...

He is a merciful God, he only asks that you kneel....

4 comments:

Dool said...

He must follow the "Core" workout program.

Anonymous said...

this is kind of like my story

jackpot said...

Is Tito's head so big because his brain is so enormous?

suzy said...

you did well.. very well my prophet.