It HAS To Be Fun

Oliver Stone's biopic 'W' is high on my list of can't wait to see films, and I could care less if it's accurate or just completely one-sided. Going on this picture of Josh Brolin as George Dubya, I'm already prepared to be entertained every time he comes on camera.

It could very well be the best looking SNL skit on the big screen. No offense to Josh, but I can't imagine any possible way to play President Bush without looking, and sounding, ridiculous. Not even Shia LaBeouf from the future could do it. NOT EVEN SHIA! I'm already calling it the greatest comedy of the year.

And here's some more awesomeness, this is who's playing Condy Rice (seriously)...




It's almost like they were separated at birth.

Seriously how high was Stone when he cast this film? The answer - just high enough.

This will most definitely NOT be the last time I post about this film.

Party at my place

I'll supply the Star Trek bottle opener...


and the R2D2 ice bucket with carbonite frozen Han Solo ice cubes.


You guys bring the Romulan ale and blue milk. Then about 30 seconds later the joke will be over.

Halloween Costumes

Seeing that Halloween isn't even close, why not post 3 costumes that let me know you rule:

1) Austin Powers - "Yeah baby! Does that make you horny?"

It's part of what I like to call "the new classic" costume.


2) The Dick in a Box Guys - This one is great for single guys.

Hot chick at the party- "Come on, what's really holding up that box?" (You are sooo in brah.)


3) Anything Political - Let's me know that you're smart and funny.

Check this one out - Hilary has a leash on Bill. Speaks volumes, but it's not too "in your face" political.


Honorary mentions:
Toga Guy
Sexual Organs
Person who wears a name tag with their own name on it.

Tom Waits Tour

Tom Waits is going on tour and made a little video to kick things off. The video once again proves (to me at least) that I'll never be able to fully figure Tom out. Oh you think you've got him figured out? Bullshit.



Thanks to Pedro and Sir Stewart for the link.

Eternal Happy Hour

This is Bill Bramanti and this is his custom-made Pabst Blue Ribbon casket. Bill has decided that when he bites the big one, he’ll do it in style. And ya know what, good for him. It’s your funeral so why not go out in the manner of your choosing. At the very least, you have Dennis Hopper on your side Bill:

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Iron Man

I haven't seen the Iron Man movie yet, but I'm going to soon. I was always a fan of the character and really, how can I not be - an alcoholic futurist that creates a suit of armor capable of doing just about everything...awesome. Being Tony Stark has always been a goal of mine. All I need now is to become a futurist and get that suit and I'm there.

To get ready for the film I've spent the last 48 hours watching this on a repetitive loop. I'm almost ready.

Trailer Park Supervisor Jim Lahey

Here’s a list of the most memorable drunks in movie history. It’s pretty good, but not great. There’s one character missing and that’s trailer park supervisor Jim Lahey.

You can find this inebriated wonder in 'Trailer Park Boys: The Movie.' The film is a continuation of the popular Canadian comedy show 'Trailer Park Boys.' Lahey was once a police offer who lost his job back in 1977 due to a prank pulled by trailer park resident kids. Now that the kids are all grown up: Ricky (pot dealer), Julian (criminal mastermind of the park with heists including robbing parking meters) and Bubbles (steals broken shopping carts from the market, fixes them, and then sells them back to the market) are feeling Lahey’s wrath as he makes it his mission to get these three kicked out of the trailer park which they love so much.

The show has been a hit in Canada for all of its seven seasons and last year the movie was released in the U.S. If you like great characters and hearing the word “fuck” used as a noun, verb, adverb and adjective a lot - then this show is for you.

Here’s a quick clip of Mr. Lahey explaining to Randy (his bulbous, shirtless sidekick) why he needs the booze to get the job done. You can find tons of Trailer Park Boys Youtube clips if you feel the need venture further into this Canadian masterpiece.