Thursday, June 12, 2008

Henry T Nicholas III is Not Boring


He co-founded a high-tech company called Broadcom Corp and he's worth around $2 billion - these two facts are the most boring part of Mr. Nicholas. Instead of giving you the long version, here's a list of not boring things Henry has done:

  • Spiked the drinks of Broadbcom executives and other tech-industry leaders with ecstasy.
  • Maintained an underground drug lair (pictured above).
  • Hired hookers for co-workers, business associates and himself while also supplying them with drugs.
  • Used Broadcom funds to payoff an employee who knew about his narcotics activities. Payoff was $1 million.
  • Had an employee give cash to a courier for an envelope containing controlled substances in the lobby of Broadcom headquarters.
  • Had an oxygen tank for his private jet due to excessive amounts of marijuana smoke.
  • Instructed co-conspirators and associates to invoice him for drugs with code words like: supplies, party favors and refreshments.
He also loved the bands Metallica, Linkin Park and Orgy. This isn't very interesting but it does paint a better picture of what his secret underground, drug-fueled and prostitute-plenty parties were like.

Henry isn't having that much fun anymore with his twenty-one count indictment for security fraud and four count indictment for drug charges - he's also checked himself into Betty Ford.

Seriously, if you saw a character like this in a film you'd be laughing your ass off at the very notion that a person like this could exist. I'm picturing John Travolta with a bad wig.

6 comments:

Heath said...

And yet, I still find myself wondering if I can make appointments for him, or get him the "Bondermann File"...

Anonymous said...

As opposed to John Travolta's "good" wig?

soapy t said...

he drugged and raped me. we settled out of court.

so'c said...

soapy t YOU WISH he drugged and raped you...with Linkin Park playing in the background.

Anonymous said...

I'd say good call with travolta, but i think it's better for this role when he takes his wig off.
http://www.dlisted.com/files/travolabear4.jpg

so'c said...

Jodi - you need to put a warning before a link like that, yeesh.