Thursday, May 15, 2008

Splitting Images

Here's a scenario - You've been lying for years that you're pretty good friends with Michael Bolton. Well this fib finally catches up with you and people demand some proof. What the hell are you gonna do? I'll tell you what - contact the good folks at "Splitting Images Celebrity Lookalike Agency." They'll solve your Michael Bolton problem by sending you...

Michael Hartson (exact Michael Bolton lookalike)


Now for the ladies - You were just dumped and knew that your ex was gonna be at your mutual friend's wedding...with his new girlfriend! Complete nightmare right? Don't worry girls, I'm pretty sure you'd come out on top if you brought...
Brad Pitt!


And to top it off, his pal shows up because the three of you have a plane to catch. That's right, it's Brad's costar from such films as "Ocean's 11, 12 and 13"...
George Clooney!

So fear not regular looking people because Splitting Images is on the case!

4 comments:

Peter Yezukevich said...

I'm glad Taylor Hicks landed on his feet after that post-Idol comedown. He looks just like George!!!

Dool said...

If you need a Ron Livingston (Office Space) look alike I know a guy in Nashua, NH.

soapy t said...

i'm gonna spit my image on your case in a minute.

Peter Yezukevich said...

Sean - I'm done reading this post.